1 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,479 OKAY. STILL WALKING. ALL'S GOOD. 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,181 HUP. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,050 OKAY. 4 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,218 HOW ARE YOU? 5 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,752 I SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP MOVING. 6 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,589 GOD, MY FEET HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THIS MUCH PAIN BEFORE. 7 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,324 OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME? 8 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:26,160 THE TIME WHEN I DID THE THING AND YOUR FEET WERE... 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,528 [ INHALES ] GOTTA STOP. 10 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,397 GOTTA SIT. 11 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,466 OHH. 12 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,102 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? ABOUT WHAT? 13 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,603 MY FEET. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEET? 14 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,439 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE THING YOU DID TO MY FEET. 15 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,507 WHAT THING? 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:43,344 THE THING THAT YOU... YOU AND...HUH? 17 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,613 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 18 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,882 YOU AND I DO NOT FUNCTION WELL ON A FUNKY SLEEPING PATTERN. 19 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,017 I FEEL JET-LAGGED. 20 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,652 YOU'VE BEEN UP 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. 21 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:52,753 WHY'D I DO THAT? 22 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:53,987 BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO. 23 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,323 AND THAT WORKED? 24 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,957 I DON'T EXPECT IT TO AGAIN. 25 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,359 A REALIST. I LIKE THAT. 26 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,061 [ SIGHS ] HOW FAR IS LUKE'S? 27 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,096 IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,664 IT LOOKS FAR. 29 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:04,732 VERY FAR. 30 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,400 MAYBE IF WE CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD, 31 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,737 OUR COMBINED PSYCHIC POWERS WILL MOVE IT CLOSER. 32 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,441 I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING. 33 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,409 EH, IT'S MY FAULT. I'M NOT FOCUSING. 34 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,844 YES, THAT MUST BE WHY 35 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,680 WE CAN'T MOVE A HALF A CITY BLOCK CLOSER TO US. 36 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:23,517 ALRIGHT THEN. LET'S GO. ON THE COUNT OF THREE... 37 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:33,026 * IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD * 38 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,665 * FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD * 39 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:41,702 * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME * 40 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:46,374 * AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN * 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,944 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 42 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:54,815 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 43 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:55,849 * IF YOU NEED * 44 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:56,984 * IF YOU NEED * 45 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,887 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 46 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,055 * I WILL FOLLOW * 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,024 * OH, OH, OH * 48 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:08,562 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 49 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:13,167 * ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 50 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,202 * IF YOU NEED * 51 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,336 * IF YOU NEED * 52 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,938 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 53 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:21,809 * I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD * 54 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,980 OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU. 55 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,483 I NEVER REALIZED LUKE'S WAS A HUNDRED MILES AWAY. 56 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,884 LUCKY IT WASN'T SNOWING. 57 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:33,120 WOULD'VE BEEN THE DONNER PARTY ALL OVER AGAIN 58 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,889 BUT WITH SLIGHTLY BETTER HAIR. 59 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,925 [ CHUCKLES ] WHY ARE YOU SITTING OVER THERE? 60 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,993 WHERE? AT THAT TABLE. 61 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,629 HUH. HOW DID I GET HERE? 62 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:42,730 YOU SAT THERE. 63 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,565 THIS CHAIR'S VERY CLOSE TO THAT CHAIR 64 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,000 SO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I COULD'VE MADE THE MISTAKE. 65 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,135 MOVE OVER HERE. 66 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,570 WHY DON'T YOU MOVE OVER HERE? 67 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,206 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SAT IN THE WRONG CHAIR. 68 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,641 I THINK IT'S PRESUMPTUOUS TO ASSUME 69 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,476 THAT MY CHAIR IS THE WRONG CHAIR 70 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,512 WHEN MY CHAIR COULD JUST AS EASILY BE THE RIGHT CHAIR. 71 00:02:58,579 --> 00:02:59,547 NO. WHY? 72 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,382 BECAUSE I'M THE LEADER OF THE CLAN, 73 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:02,983 THE PROVIDER OF THE HOUSEHOLD, 74 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,819 THE ALPHA MALE, AND THE ONE WHOSE FEET JUST FELL ASLEEP, 75 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,855 SO THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF MOVEMENT. 76 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:08,889 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 77 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,491 FINE. THANK YOU. 78 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,126 SEE? IT'S NICE SITTING AT THE GROWN-UP TABLE, ISN'T IT? 79 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,162 OH, EXCUSE ME, DID MY TROPHY BUMP YOU? 80 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,497 NO, KIRK, IT DIDN'T. 81 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,732 GOOD, BECAUSE THE SIZE OF IT IS SO LARGE 82 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,369 I CAN'T JUDGE WHERE THE EXACT END OF IT IS. 83 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,003 WE'RE FINE, KIRK. 84 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,039 I'M GLAD, BECAUSE THESE SHINY, GOLDEN EDGES ARE VERY SHARP. 85 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,508 THEY COULD TAKE AN EYE OUT 86 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,577 OR CAUSE A DEEP GASH COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY. 87 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,844 UH-HUH. 88 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,079 IT'S ALMOST MORE A WEAPON. 89 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,514 CAN I HOLD IT THEN? 90 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,749 GET OUT OF THE WAY. YOU'RE BLOCKING THE DOOR. 91 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,785 I'LL BE NEEDING ONE OF YOUR LARGER TABLES. 92 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,420 YOUR SMALLER TABLES SIMPLY CANNOT ACCOMMODATE 93 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,389 THE SHEER SIZE OF MY MASSIVE TROPHY. 94 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,823 PUT IT ON THE FLOOR. 95 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,024 IT NEEDS ITS OWN CHAIR. 96 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,860 IT'S GONNA NEED SOME GLUE IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN. 97 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,297 EVERYBODY HATES A WINNER. 98 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,731 HOW 'BOUT ONE PERSON GETS PANCAKES 99 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,966 AND ONE GETS EGGS AND WE CAN SHARE? 100 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,201 I CAN'T. I'VE TO GO. 101 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:55,536 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 102 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,971 [ GASPS ] IT TOOK US 30 MINUTES TO GET HERE?! 103 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,773 LOTS OF LIMPING. OH, SHOOT! 104 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,310 AT LEAST GRAB A DOUGHNUT BEFORE YOU GO. 105 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,611 HEY, [ GROANS ] LUKE, 106 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,446 UH, WE NEED A COUPLE OF DOUGHNUTS 107 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,880 AND SOME OF THOSE EXTRA LEGS 108 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,916 HEATHER MILLS IS SENDING OVER TO CROATIA. 109 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,584 COMING RIGHT UP. 110 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:14,855 HI. 111 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:15,956 HEY. HI. 112 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,191 HI. HI. 113 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,227 I'VE TO GET TO SCHOOL. YEAH, ME TOO. 114 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,029 BYE. BYE. 115 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,063 BYE. 116 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,164 BYE. BYE. 117 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,599 BYE. BYE. 118 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,934 BYE. 119 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,471 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 120 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,906 EPISODE ONE OF "RORY AND JESS -- THE EARLY YEARS." 121 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:33,841 WHAT? 122 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,275 RORY AND JESS ARE TOGETHER. 123 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,644 YOU SERIOUS? WHAT ABOUT DEAN? 124 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,446 DEAN AND RORY BROKE UP. 125 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,048 HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW? 126 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,149 BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU. 127 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,150 WHAT HAPPENED? 128 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,284 JESS HAPPENED. 129 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,219 WOW! WOW. 130 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,388 SO... 131 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,156 YEP. WOW. THIS IS GREAT. 132 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,791 I'LL TELL DEAN. I MEAN, 133 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,793 RORY AND JESS. JESS AND RORY. 134 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,896 I THINK THIS IS GREAT. DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS GREAT? 135 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:56,964 I THINK RORY'S 17. 136 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,999 IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TIME FOR A JESS. 137 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,701 I KNOW JESS IS TOUGH SOMETIMES, 138 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,936 BUT HE LIKES RORY AND RORY'S A GOOD KID. 139 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,772 HOPEFULLY SHE'LL RUB OFF ON HIM. 140 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,039 YOU KNOW WHAT? 141 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:09,109 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AND ENERGY FIGHTING THE JESS THING. 142 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,745 RORY'S MADE HER CHOICE. I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY. 143 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,381 I'M JUST HOPING FOR THE BEST. 144 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,515 VERY ROMANTIC. 145 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,517 SAYS THE MAN WHO YELLED "FINALLY." 146 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,819 I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 147 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,789 DO IT AGAIN, PLEASE! 148 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,425 I'M NOT SURE WHAT OTHER WAY THERE IS TO SAY 149 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,759 "NO WALNUTS IN THE SALAD" 150 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,795 EXCEPT TO SAY "NO WALNUTS IN THE SALAD." 151 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,430 MOM, SHE JUST MADE A MISTAKE. 152 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,931 SHE DOESN'T LISTEN. SHE DOESN'T CARE. 153 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,567 SHE HAS NO WORK ETHIC. SHE HAS SOME WORK ETHIC. 154 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,202 YOU MADE HER REMAKE THE SALAD. 155 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,437 I LIKE THINGS DONE CORRECTLY. 156 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,971 PREFERABLY THE FIRST TIME. 157 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,373 THANK YOU, RICHARD. 158 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,009 YOU KNOW, MOM, IN EUROPE THEY EAT THE SALAD LAST 159 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,310 AND THE MAIN COURSE FIRST. 160 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,945 WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE. WE COULD PRETEND. 161 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,415 YOU CAN'T WAIT TEN MINUTES FOR ANOTHER SALAD? 162 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,816 THE SITUATION'S THAT DIRE? 163 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,651 FOUR SALADS AGO -- NO, NOT DIRE. 164 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,486 RIGHT NOW IT'S "YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING 165 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,921 AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE." 166 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,088 RORY? 167 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,390 SHE DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH. 168 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,125 FINE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 169 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,394 APPARENTLY WE'RE GOING TO BE EUROPEAN TONIGHT. 170 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,729 OH, WONDERFUL. 171 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,964 I WAS GETTING SO TIRED OF BEING AMERICAN 172 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,766 DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 173 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,600 I'M STARVED. 174 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,768 THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 175 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,670 LIKE WHAT? SOMETHING DISGUSTING 176 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,304 THAT WILL TAKE YOUR APPETITE AWAY. 177 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,806 ARI FLEISCHER? 178 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,775 ARI FLEISCHER'S OUR NATION'S MOUTHPIECE, YOUNG LADY. 179 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,677 OFFICIALLY NOT HUNGRY NOW. 180 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,912 LILLIANA WILL BE RIGHT OUT WITH THE SAND DABS. 181 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,748 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET HER GO. 182 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,315 IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, EMILY. 183 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,985 YOU'RE FIRING SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD? 184 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,021 I'M GOING TO FIRE SOMEONE OVER PUTTING WALNUTS IN A SALAD 185 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,523 AFTER SHE WAS TOLD NOT TO. 186 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,091 IF YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE NICER, 187 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,527 MIGHT FIND YOURSELF IN A FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT SITUATION. 188 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,995 FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT? 189 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,665 WHAT ON EARTH DOES FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT HAVE TO DO? 190 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,899 AND YOUR WALNUTS. 191 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,534 MRS. WRIGHT HAD THIS MAJOR PROBLEM 192 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,902 WITH HER HELP. 193 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,737 SHE WAS ROUGH AND THEY HATED HER. 194 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,773 THIS GUY WHO HAD WORKED FOR HER FOREVER 195 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,240 HAD FINALLY HAD ENOUGH. 196 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,710 THE INCIDENT WAS OVER WALNUTS, WASN'T IT, HONEY? 197 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,145 THE EXACT CAUSE HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN. 198 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:55,182 MRS. WRIGHT INVITES THIS WHOLE POSSE OF PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER 199 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,550 AND THEY'RE ALL SITTING AROUND 200 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,486 AND MR. DISGRUNTLED-SERVANT-GUY GOES OUTSIDE 201 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,622 AND LOCKS ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS 202 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,891 AND DOUSES THE WHOLE HOUSE IN GASOLINE 203 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,593 AND SETS THE PLACE ON FIRE. 204 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:06,960 MY GOODNESS. 205 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,196 THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT, 206 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,832 THEY RUN TO THE DOORS, BUT THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. 207 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,668 A FEW OF THEM TRY TO GET OUT THROUGH THE WINDOWS 208 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,904 BUT MR. ANGRY-PUSS IS STANDING OUTSIDE WITH AN AXE, 209 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,139 HACKING THEM TO DEATH, AND SO THEY ALL DIED. 210 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,441 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT STORY? 211 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:25,412 ALL I'M SAYING IS SOMETIMES EATING A WALNUT IS PREFERABLE 212 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:28,749 TO GETTING HACKED TO DEATH OR SET ON FIRE DURING DINNER. 213 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,984 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT IN YOUR ROOM. 214 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,620 I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER SODA. 215 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:33,921 WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE SOMETHING? 216 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,388 A BIG BAG OF WALNUTS. 217 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,624 TELL HER THEY'RE FOR ME. 218 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,060 I BELIEVE I NEED A LITTLE MORE ICE. 219 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,094 EMILY, ARE YOU FINE? 220 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,963 YES, RICHARD, I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 221 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:46,399 [ SNIFFING ] 222 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,801 OH, STOP THAT. 223 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,905 DID YOU FIND IT? YES, I DID. 224 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:52,940 GOOD, GOOD. 225 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,142 AH, HERE WE ARE. 226 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,910 ICE... 227 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:57,945 AND... 228 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,880 [ CHUCKLES ] 229 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:00,914 CHOCOLATES. 230 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,517 BLESS YOU! 231 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,953 SO, TELL ME, HOW'S IT GOING AT SCHOOL? 232 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,420 IT'S GOOD. IT'S CRAZY. 233 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,922 MMM. SENIOR YEAR. YEP. 234 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,158 PREPARING FOR COLLEGE CAN BE A DAUNTING TASK. 235 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,393 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS PREPARING FOR YALE. 236 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,728 BAD? 237 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,764 I DON'T BELIEVE I SLEPT THE ENTIRE YEAR. 238 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,799 I DIDN'T CUT MY HAIR FOR TWO MONTHS. 239 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,834 GRANDPA! OH, YES, IT WAS QUITE A SCANDAL. 240 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,470 BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. YEAH? 241 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,938 MY YEARS AT YALE WERE ABSOLUTELY 242 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,875 THE MOST GRATIFYING ONES OF MY LIFE. 243 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,376 JUST THE SHEER FREEDOM OF KNOWING 244 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:33,013 THAT ANYTHING I WANTED TO LEARN, I COULD LEARN RIGHT THERE. 245 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,248 PLUS THE HISTORY OF THE PLACE, THE HERITAGE. 246 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,817 MY FATHER WENT TO YALE. 247 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,486 I KNOW. I ALSO MADE WONDERFUL FRIENDS THERE -- 248 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,721 FRIENDS I STILL HAVE TODAY. 249 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,222 THAT MUST BE NICE. 250 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,225 I'M GOING TO BE GOING BACK THERE NEXT WEEK. 251 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,861 THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE WHIFFENPOOFS. 252 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,296 I'M SORRY -- THE WHAT? 253 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,132 IT'S AN ACAPPELLA SINGING GROUP I BELONGED TO AT YALE. 254 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,233 A SINGING GROUP? 255 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,035 A VERY FAMOUS SINGING GROUP, ACTUALLY. 256 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,571 LIKE THE BEATLES BUT WITH BETTER TABLE MANNERS. 257 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,372 I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING. 258 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,174 WELL, I'M NO PERRY COMO, 259 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,711 BUT MY SHOWER HASN'T KICKED ME OUT YET. 260 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,146 ANYWAY, A GROUP OF US ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER 261 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,216 AT THE OLD ALMA MATER AND HAVE A LITTLE DINNER, 262 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,483 SWAP SOME WAR STORIES. 263 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,620 SOUNDS FUN. 264 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,087 [ Voice breaking ] EXCUSE ME. 265 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,323 UGH, DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST SAW? 266 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,425 WALNUTS. POOR GRANDMA. 267 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,094 POOR US. 268 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,830 YOU KNOW... 269 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,600 YOU MIGHT, UH, WANT TO COME WITH ME NEXT WEEK. 270 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,535 COME WITH YOU WHERE? TO YALE. 271 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,171 WHAT? I DON'T MEAN THE DINNER -- THAT WOULD BE BORING -- 272 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,140 BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SEEING THE SCHOOL. 273 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,908 WELL... YOUR MOTHER COULD COME TOO. 274 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,644 IT'D BE A FUN LITTLE ADVENTURE. 275 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,345 WOW. WE COULD DRIVE DOWN... 276 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,781 HAVE A LITTLE ROADSIDE SNACK, GET THERE ABOUT NOON, 277 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,215 HAVE A LITTLE TOUR. 278 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,052 THE TWO OF YOU GIRLS COULD GO OFF AND HAVE FUN 279 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,087 THE OLD FOLKS COULD'VE A SOMBER LITTLE DINNER. 280 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,922 I THINK YOU'D LOVE TO SEE IT. 281 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,758 I'D LOVE TO SHOW IT TO YOU. 282 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,394 WELL...SURE, GRANDPA. THAT WOULD BE NICE. 283 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,664 WONDERFUL. OH, I'M THRILLED. 284 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,166 DO YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR MOTHER OR SHALL I? 285 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,568 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN TELL HER. 286 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,136 ALRIGHT, YOU TELL HER. 287 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,075 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA NEED A FEW MORE OF THESE. 288 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,342 YEAH. 289 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,049 OKAY, I OFFICIALLY VOTE THAT WE SEND MY MOTHER AN ANONYMOUS NOTE 290 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,686 REQUESTING THAT SHE NEVER MAKE US THE SAND DABS AGAIN. 291 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,721 I'M NOT SURE HOW ANONYMOUS IT WOULD BE 292 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,555 CONSIDERING SHE SAID WE'RE THE FIRST PEOPLE 293 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,091 SHE EVER MADE THEM FOR. 294 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,861 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 295 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,496 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 296 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,698 OKAY. 297 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,932 GRANDPA TALKED TO ME TONIGHT... 298 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:32,966 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 299 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,735 WHY'D YOU TURN THE CAR OFF? 300 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,770 I'M GETTING THE SENSE I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING 301 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,505 A VEHICLE WHEN YOU TELL ME. 302 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,740 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. UH-HUH. 303 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,241 IT'S NOT. THEN TELL ME. 304 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,676 OKAY, UM... 305 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,545 WELL, GRANDPA WAS MENTIONING THAT HE AND GRANDMA ARE GOING 306 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,981 ON A TRIP NEXT WEEK -- A DRIVING TRIP SOMEWHERE -- 307 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,017 AND HE INVITED ME TO GO -- AND YOU. 308 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,652 HE INVITED US TO GO ON A TRIP WITH THEM. 309 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,721 WHERE? 310 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,488 WHAT? WHERE TO? 311 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,656 YALE. 312 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,625 [ CHUCKLES ] 313 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,160 MOM? 314 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,862 MOM, WAIT. 315 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,997 NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT. 316 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,799 HE'S GOING FOR SOME NOSTALGIA THING -- 317 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,634 FOR A REUNION OF -- I DON'T KNOW -- 318 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,702 THE WHIFFENGOOFS? 319 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,903 POOFS. WHIFFENPOOFS. 320 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,272 NOT MUCH BETTER. I TOTALLY AGREE. 321 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,273 HE GOT ALL SENTIMENTAL, 322 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,108 HE WANTS TO SHOW ME THE CAMPUS. 323 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,777 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT IS. 324 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,179 THERE'S A REASON HE'S DRAGGING YOU OUT THERE. 325 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,414 HE'S MANIPULATING YOU. HE'S A MASTER AT IT. 326 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,016 OKAY, FINE. MAYBE HE IS. 327 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,652 BUT HE REALLY WANTS ME TO GO. I CAN TELL. 328 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,287 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 329 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,688 I MEAN, HE INVITED YOU, 330 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,724 AND I'D REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU'D COME, 331 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,592 BUT REALLY, YOU CAN STAY HOME. 332 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,627 DON'T MAKE A BIG THING OUT OF THIS. 333 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,563 THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A FIGHT. 334 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,265 WE GO. HI, YALE. BYE, YALE. 335 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,499 NO HARM. NO FOUL. 336 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,169 HOW MANY MORE TWO-WORD SENTENCES CAN YOU COME UP WITH? 337 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,204 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL LOSS. 338 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,439 LOOK HOW SHE'S LEADING ME BACK TO THE CAR. 339 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,709 I'M SURE YOU AND I CAN FIGURE OUT FUN THINGS TO DO 340 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:50,944 WHILE THEY'RE OFF AT DINNER -- 341 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,212 SOME COOL ROAD-TRIP THING. 342 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,814 IN NEW HAVEN? WELL, YEAH. 343 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,648 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO NEW HAVEN? 344 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,984 NO. 345 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,219 LOOK AT THE COFFEE POT BEFORE I CLEAN IT. 346 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,254 THAT'S NEW HAVEN. WE CAN MAKE IT FUN. 347 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,090 IT'D MEAN A LOT TO THE GRANDPARENTS. 348 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,724 EVERYBODY WINS. RORY, LISTEN TO ME... 349 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,326 I KNOW. I AM BEING MANIPULATED. 350 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,396 THIS IS PART OF GRANDPA'S EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE, 351 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,032 ABOLISH MY FREE WILL, PULL ME INTO THE GILMORE WORLD, 352 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,067 DRESS ME IN PEARLS, AND RUIN MY LIFE. 353 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,303 DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT? HMM, LET ME SEE... 354 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,705 MANIPULATE, EVIL PLAN, NO FREE WILL, PEARLS. 355 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,340 NO, I THINK YOU'VE ABOUT COVERED IT. 356 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,176 OH, WAIT -- DID YOU CALL MY FATHER THE "PUPPET MASTER"? 357 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,211 NO, I DID NOT. 358 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,846 ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER. 359 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,148 I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. 360 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,819 LUKE, WHERE'S YOUR LOST AND FOUND? 361 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,220 OUT BACK IN THE DUMPSTER. 362 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,622 I NEED YOUR HELP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 363 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,057 I'M SHAKING LIKE A SPASTIC COLON. 364 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,325 WHAT'S THE MATTER, KIRK? 365 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,960 MY TROPHY'S GONE. SOMEONE TOOK HER. 366 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,795 THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER SEEING HER 367 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,831 SHE WAS NEXT TO ME AT THE MOVIES. 368 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,198 STOP CALLING IT "SHE." 369 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,234 I'VE RETRACED MY STEPS ALL DAY AND NOTHING. 370 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,202 I SUSPECT FOUL PLAY. KIDNAPPING POSSIBLY. 371 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,238 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO THE POLICE, 372 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,772 AND IF THEY MENTION SOMETHING 373 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,007 ABOUT STAYING SOMEWHERE FOR OBSERVATION, 374 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,876 IT'S JUST ROUTINE. 375 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,110 HEY, KIRK. 376 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:57,945 RORY. 377 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,279 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 378 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,514 WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 10:00? 379 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,350 AT SCHOOL. DO YOU HAVE ANY WITNESSES? 380 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,185 YES. CAN YOU GET A SHORT STATEMENT? 381 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,786 NO. OH. WELL. OKAY. 382 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,958 SOMEONE TOOK HIS STATUE AGAIN. 383 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,525 YEP. EVERY YEAR. 384 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,162 THERE'S SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT NEVER LET YOU DOWN. 385 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,797 SO, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, RORY. 386 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,233 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, LUKE. 387 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,870 SO, TABLE FOR ONE? I'LL JUST SIT AT THE COUNTER. 388 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,304 OKAY. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 389 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,573 UM, I GUESS I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER. 390 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,214 HEY, JESS, LOOK WHO'S HERE. RORY. 391 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,715 HI. HI. 392 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,551 TIME TO ADD ANOTHER WORD. JESS, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 393 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,854 I'M NOT HUNGRY. YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY EITHER. 394 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,389 WHAT ABOUT THE BURGER? 395 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,492 WELL, COULD YOU WRAP IT UP? I'M GONNA EAT IT LATER. 396 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,927 I ACTUALLY PREFER BURGERS 397 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,962 AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE. 398 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,197 LETS THEM AGE. 399 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,498 OKAY. 400 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,970 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THAT BOOK UPSTAIRS. 401 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,106 OH. THE BOOK WE TALKED ABOUT. 402 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,607 YEP. GREAT. 403 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,209 WE COULD GO LOOK AT IT. 404 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,543 LOOK AT THE BOOK. SURE. 405 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,778 LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND LOOK AT THE BOOK. 406 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,480 OKAY. OKAY. 407 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,366 SO, HERE WE ARE. 408 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,567 YEP. HERE WE ARE. 409 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,472 WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE YOU GUYS REDID IT. 410 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,606 OH, YEAH. 411 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,175 IT'S BIGGER. 412 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,378 RIPPING A WALL DOWN CAN HAVE THAT EFFECT ON A ROOM. 413 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,980 YEAH. 414 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,814 THAT PART OVER THERE... THAT'S MINE. 415 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616 YOUR... YEAH. 416 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,651 YOU WANT A SODA? 417 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,819 NO, I'M FINE. 418 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,221 OKAY. 419 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,525 SURE YOU DON'T WANT A SODA? 420 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,127 YEAH, I'M SURE. 421 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,597 PLEASE LET ME GET YOU A SODA. 422 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,233 I GOTTA DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN STANDING LIKE A MORON. 423 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,303 TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT DOING IT ALONE. 424 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,338 OKAY. LET'S JUST REGROUP HERE. 425 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,773 YEAH. REGROUP. 426 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,377 FIRST, WE SHOULD TRY AND GET WITHIN A FOOT OF EACH OTHER. 427 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,578 OKAY. 428 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,683 I THINK THAT'S ABOUT A FOOT. 429 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,320 HUH. THAT SCHOOL OF YOURS IS REALLY PAYING OFF. 430 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,921 SO NOW WHAT? 431 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,057 NOW WE SHOULD... 432 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,693 I THINK WE EITHER NEED TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER 433 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,428 OR NEED TO WARM UP. 434 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,629 OKAY. 435 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,404 HI. 436 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,638 HI. 437 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,643 OH, I GOT THE BURGER. 438 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,878 THANK YOU. I ALSO THREW IN SOME FRIES. 439 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,147 FRIES. GREAT. I LOVE FRIES. 440 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:50,683 OKAY, UM, JESS, THANK YOU FOR, UM... 441 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,784 UM... 442 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,386 I GOTTA GO. 443 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,291 WHAT WAS GOING ON UP HERE? 444 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,626 NOTHING. NOTHING? 445 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,062 I WALK IN AND YOU TWO ARE LIKE SHRAPNEL. 446 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,396 YOUR TIMING'S PERFECT. 447 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,832 NEXT TIME I'LL HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR. 448 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,001 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. DO YOU HEAR ME? 449 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,369 RELAX. I WAS KIDDING. 450 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,771 REALLY? THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF FUNNY? 451 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,274 DEPENDING ON THE SOCK DESIGN IT COULD BE HILARIOUS. 452 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,708 THAT'S IT. SIT DOWN. WHY? 453 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,545 IT'S TIME TO LAY DOWN A FEW GROUND RULES. SIT. 454 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,382 ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF, 455 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,951 WHEN SHE IS UP HERE, THAT DOOR STAYS OPEN. 456 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,486 EXCUSE ME? 457 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,122 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON EITHER END OF THIS APARTMENT. 458 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,758 YOU'RE TO REMAIN HERE IN THE MIDDLE PORTION OF THE ROOM. 459 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,394 YOU MAY SIT ON THE COUCH OR ON THE CHAIR 460 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:37,030 AS LONG AS YOU TWO ARE SITTING ON SEPARATE SEATS -- 461 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,466 WHEN YOU'RE ON THE COUCH, THEN SHE'S ON THE CHAIR. 462 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,701 SHE'S ON THE COUCH, YOU'RE ON THE CHAIR. 463 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,103 I GET IT. THANK YOU. 464 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,605 ON WEEKDAYS, YOU WILL HAVE HER HOME BY 9:00. 465 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,241 ON WEEKENDS, YOU WILL HAVE HER HOME BY 11:00. 466 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,809 ANY EVIDENCE OF ALCOHOL, CIGARETTE SMOKE, 467 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,812 OR ANYTHING THAT NANCY REAGAN WOULD FIND UNACCEPTABLE, 468 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,083 AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR HER WITHOUT AN ADULT PRESENT. 469 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,284 ARE THESE RULES CLEAR? 470 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,951 YES. MAY I SPEAK? GOOD. 471 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,220 IF YOU MUST. 472 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,255 DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED 473 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,990 OR WOULD YOU CHECK YOURSELF IN? 474 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,093 I'M NOT JOKING HERE, MISTER. 475 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,128 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GUARDIAN, NOT HERS. 476 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,929 YOU DON'T NEED THE GUARDIAN. 477 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,364 SHE TRIED TO KISS ME. JESS. 478 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,600 SHE DID THAT THING WHERE YOU PRETEND TO STRETCH 479 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,835 AND PUT YOUR ARM AROUND THE OTHER PERSON'S SHOULDER 480 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,671 THEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR HAND FALLS AND YOU TRY -- 481 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,273 JESS, STOP IT. 482 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,109 WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? 483 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,743 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN. 484 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,846 NO, I DON'T. TELL ME WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HER. 485 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,282 NOTHING BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE AT HER PLACE, THERE'S LORELAI, 486 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,750 WHEN YOU'RE HERE, THERE'S ME, 487 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,585 AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE, THERE'S TAYLOR. 488 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,654 ROMEO AND JULIET HAD WARRING FAMILIES 489 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,490 AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO DO A LITTLE DAMAGE, YOU KNOW? 490 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,161 AS SOON AS I CATCH YOU IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS I'LL GET WORRIED. 491 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,062 UNTIL THEN, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 492 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,701 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 493 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,238 RORY, LET'S MOVE. THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 494 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,639 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 495 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,074 AND MAKE SURE TO BRING AN EXTRA COAT. WHY? 496 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,610 DO NOT ASK WHY. IT'S GILMORE ROAD RULES. 497 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,045 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 498 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,281 WE'RE ONLY GOING TO BE GONE FOR ONE DAY. 499 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,550 SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS TO MY MOTHER. 500 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,984 TAKING THE COAT. 501 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,687 NOW, I HAVE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH ON OUR TRIP. 502 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,123 I WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE, AND I FOUND THIS. 503 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,559 "THE BEST OF NEW HAVEN." IT'S LIGHT. 504 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,860 IT'S NEW HAVEN. 505 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,496 ANYHOW, I LOOKED THROUGH IT, AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS 506 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,531 THAT ONE OF THE BEST TACO PLACES 507 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,966 IS TEN MINUTES FROM CAMPUS. 508 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,401 WE LIKE TACOS. YES, WE DO. 509 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,769 "YOU HAVEN'T HAD A TACO 510 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,804 "UNTIL YOU'VE SPENT SOME TIME AT HECTOR'S. 511 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:25,838 "CRISP AND MEATY -- 512 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,106 DIRTY. THANK YOU. 513 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,675 "NOT GREASY, WITH HOMEMADE TORTILLAS, 514 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,544 "IT ELEVATES FAST FINGER-FOOD TO THE LEVEL OF HAUTE CUISINE." 515 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,181 I THOUGHT MAYBE WHEN DAD WAS BUSY POOFING IT UP, 516 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,015 WE COULD GO SAY HELLO TO HECTOR. 517 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,116 I LIKE YOUR THINKING. 518 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,318 GOOD. WHERE'S YOUR STUFF? 519 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,752 THE EXTRA COAT'S BY THE DOOR. 520 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,588 I KNOW, BUT WHERE'S YOUR STUFF? 521 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,855 WHAT STUFF? 522 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,492 RORY, I LEFT A LIST ON YOUR DRESSER LAST NIGHT. 523 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,926 I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. 524 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,960 YOU DIDN'T PACK? 525 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,696 WELL... [ SIGHS ] 526 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,499 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 527 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,134 THE WAY YOU SURVIVE A ROAD TRIP WITH MY MOTHER 528 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,103 IS TO HAVE ALL YOUR BASES COVERED. 529 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,671 LEAVE NOTHING TO CHANCE. 530 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,308 NEVER GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE YOU A LECTURE 531 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,543 ON HOW IF YOU'D BROUGHT THE SECOND BATHING SUIT 532 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,778 LIKE SHE TOLD YOU TO, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED 533 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,414 THAT THE FIRST ONE'S STRAP BROKE 534 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,249 IN A POOL-SLIDE INCIDENT THAT NO ONE -- 535 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,083 INCLUDING THE AMAZING KRESKIN -- COULD HAVE PREDICTED, 536 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,619 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN COVERED. 537 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,455 I HAVE TO BRING A BATHING SUIT? IT'S 30 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 538 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,690 THIS WAS AN EXAMPLE BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 539 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,526 GET A SKIRT TO GO WITH THIS. 540 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,160 I'M CONFUSED. WHEN ARE WE CHANGING? 541 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,562 WE'RE DRIVING, WE'RE WALKING, 542 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,397 WE'RE EATING TACOS, AND WE'RE DRIVING AGAIN. 543 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,633 CHECK THE LIST. WHY DO I NEED RAIN BOOTS? 544 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,268 WHY'RE YOU STILL QUESTIONING ME? 545 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,070 SHOULD I BRING BOTH A RAIN HAT AND AN UMBRELLA? 546 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,040 FORGET IT. STUPID QUESTION. 547 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,642 OH, WOW. 548 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,478 I GUESS THIS MEANS THERE REALLY ISN'T A DEAN ANYMORE, HUH? 549 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,913 YEAH. THAT AND IT BROKE IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING. 550 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,149 THOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT OFF ANYWAY. 551 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,419 OR JESS WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU. WHAT DID THAT MEAN? 552 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,988 JESS WOULDN'T WANT YOU WEARING ANOTHER GUY' BRACELET. 553 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,458 OR JESS IS A THIEF AND WOULD'VE STOLEN IT. 554 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,092 IT DOES WORK ON BOTH LEVELS. 555 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,827 THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE? 556 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,795 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 557 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,630 YOU LIKED DEAN, AND YOU HATE JESS. 558 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,467 JESS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GUY WHO MOUTHED OFF TO YOU 559 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,435 DEAN WILL ALWAYS BE THE PERFECT GUY 560 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,471 WHO'D COME OVER AND CHANGE THE WATER BOTTLE. 561 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,239 I FORGOT ABOUT THE WATER BOTTLE. 562 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,740 MOM. RORY, I SAID NOTHING. 563 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,976 I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT. 564 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,478 I'M TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 565 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,313 HOW SUPPORTIVE? SUPPORTIVE. YOU KNOW, "GO, TEAM." 566 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,514 I'M SERIOUS. 567 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,349 I WANNA KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA BE. 568 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,984 CAN I INVITE HIM OVER? OF COURSE. 569 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,487 CAN HE COME INSIDE? YES. HE CAN COME IN. 570 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,221 YOU GONNA TALK TO HIM? GOD. 571 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,556 ARE YOU? 572 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,392 I'LL MATCH HIM GRUNT FOR GRUNT. OKAY. 573 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,627 SAY HE'S IN THE HOUSE AND THERE'S A FIRE, 574 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,463 YOU CAN EITHER SAVE HIM OR YOUR SHOES. WHICH IS IT? 575 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,098 THAT DEPENDS. DID HE START THE FIRE? 576 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,534 I PROMISED YOU BEFORE AND I'M PROMISING YOU AGAIN, 577 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,369 I WILL CUT THIS KID SOME SLACK. 578 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,737 DID I LIKE DEAN? YES. 579 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,373 DID I WORRY LESS WHEN YOU WERE WITH DEAN? YES. 580 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,609 I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE WITH DEAN FOREVER, 581 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,844 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BE WITH JESS FOREVER. 582 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,914 SO NOW YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE DAY I'M NOT WITH JESS ANYMORE. 583 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,483 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MY MOTHER GETTING HERE. 584 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,751 I'M KIDDING. AND THANK YOU. 585 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,886 YOU'RE ANNOYING. AND YOU'RE WELCOME. 586 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,423 HMM. LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 587 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,590 YOUR DRIVERS HAVE ARRIVED. 588 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,025 Rory: HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA. 589 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,192 HELLO, RORY. HELLO, LORELAI. 590 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,061 WHAT A PERFECT DAY FOR A DRIVE. 591 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,496 SURE IS. YOU BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA? 592 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,064 AND A RAIN CAP. EXCELLENT! 593 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,999 LET ME HELP YOU. OKAY. 594 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,401 [ HUMMING ] 595 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,405 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT? TO THE CAR. 596 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,040 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN THE CAR. 597 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,676 I KNOW. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT? 598 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:17,877 WALKING IT. 599 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,513 LORELAI... I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE IT IN THE CAR. 600 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,149 IT WILL NOT BE IN THE CAR. IS THAT EVERYTHING? 601 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,451 I THINK SO. 602 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,886 ALRIGHT THEN. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 603 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,859 NOW LET'S SEE YOU DRINK IT. 604 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,430 MMM. GOOD TO THE LAST DROP. 605 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,265 YOU STAY THAT WAY UNTIL IT'S GONE. 606 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,800 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 607 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,369 LET'S GO, RICHARD. 608 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,836 ALRIGHTY. 609 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,414 WOW, DOES THAT GUY LOOK SMART. I MEAN IT. 610 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,848 HE'S GOT THE SMART LOOK DOWN -- 611 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,884 THE GLASSES, THE FURROWED BROW, THE TICKY WALK. 612 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,919 THE KIERKEGAARD. I REALLY THINK IT'S THE WALK. 613 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,355 WE ARE AT YALE. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE. 614 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,391 I KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MANY. 615 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,692 IF I PULLED MY CHECKBOOK, 616 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,527 12 GUYS COULD HELP ME BALANCE IT. 617 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,562 13 IF YOU WERE NEAR THE RIGHT BUILDING. 618 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,197 GRANDPA, THAT ART GALLERY WAS AMAZING. 619 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,499 THANK YOU. 620 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,333 YALE HAS ONE OF THE FINEST COLLECTIONS 621 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,968 OF BRITISH ART IN THE WORLD. 622 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:16,936 LOUVRE, SHMOUVRE. 623 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,372 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN THAT GALLERY. 624 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:20,707 I'LL SAY YOU DID. 625 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,075 WHAT WAS THAT "I'LL SAY YOU DID"? 626 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,512 THAT GALLERY WAS ONE OF YOUR FATHER'S FAVORITE PLACES 627 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,414 TO BRING THE LADIES. EMILY... 628 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,649 IT'S WHERE YOU TOOK ME ON OUR FIRST DATE. 629 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,684 DAD LIKED TO IMPRESS THEM WITH THE PAINTINGS. 630 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,119 WHY'D YOU BRING THIS UP? 631 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,487 HE WAS THE MASTER OF 632 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,322 THE "FROWN, STEP BACK, WRINKLE, AND SIGH." 633 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,356 THE WHAT? 634 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,793 FROWN... STEP BACK... 635 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,062 WRINKLE... AND SIGH. 636 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,564 I DID NO SUCH THING. 637 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,799 HE'D TALK ABOUT THE PAINTINGS HE'D SEEN IN PARIS 638 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,835 THE COLORS OF TITIAN, AND BY THE END 639 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,471 YOU THOUGHT HE'S THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD. 640 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,706 USING TITIAN TO SCORE. EVEN TITIAN DIDN'T DO THAT. 641 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,074 YOU SHOULDN'T TELL THEM THIS. 642 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,309 THEY'LL THINK I WAS SOME KIND OF LOTHARIO. 643 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,611 YOU WERE. 644 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,847 I WAS -- I WAS JUST A YOUNG SINGLE MAN 645 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,849 WHO WANTED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE. 646 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:03,683 [ GIGGLES ] 647 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,317 DON'T EVER FALL FOR THAT LINE. 648 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,453 I PROMISE. 649 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,754 YOU KNOW, EMILY, 650 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,289 YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN INNOCENT LITTLE DOE 651 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,524 LOST IN THE WOODS YOURSELF. 652 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:12,792 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 653 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,126 THEY'RE TURNING ON EACH OTHER. 654 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,362 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS HAPPILY INVOLVED 655 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,197 IN A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP 656 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,833 WHEN YOUR MOTHER DECIDED SHE SIMPLY HAD TO HAVE ME. 657 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,869 OH, THE SIZE OF YOUR EGO! I SWEAR. 658 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,737 LINNY LOTT. THAT MOUSE? 659 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,372 THAT MOUSE AND I WERE ENGAGED. 660 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,207 YOU WERE NOT. I'D GIVEN HER MY PIN. 661 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,409 I'D INTRODUCED HER TO MY PARENTS. SO? 662 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:33,012 THE DATE WAS SET, INVITATIONS MAILED OUT. 663 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,647 YOU COULDN'T MARRY LINNY LOTT. 664 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,883 THAT WOMAN NEEDED DIRECTIONS TO GET TO A POINT. 665 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,685 [ IMITATES CAT SCREECHING ] 666 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,320 YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE THESE GIRLS THE WRONG IMPRESSION. 667 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,089 WHAT IMPRESSION IS THAT? 668 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,725 THAT YOU'RE THE HELENA BONHAM CARTER OF THE SOCIETY SET? 669 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,359 I DID NOT STEAL YOUR GRANDFATHER. 670 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,795 I SIMPLY GAVE HIM A CHOICE. 671 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,830 WHEN YOU SHOWED UP AT MY FRATERNITY PARTY 672 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,865 IN THAT BLUE DRESS, I HAD NO CHOICE. 673 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,668 YOU STOLE MY FATHER WITH FASHION. 674 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,504 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER THE DRESS. 675 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,706 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE "OTHER WOMAN." 676 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,340 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 677 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,576 ANOTHER WOMAN SHOULD BE SAYING "THIS IS RIDICULOUS." 678 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,044 WILL YOU STOP? 679 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,178 WELL? 680 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,580 WELL WHAT? 681 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,682 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 682 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,586 OH, MY GOD! THERE WAS A BENCH HERE. 683 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,755 MOVED IT LAST YEAR. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 684 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,990 ME EITHER. WHAT IF WE WANTED TO SIT DOWN? 685 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,092 THIS IS WHERE YOUR FATHER PROPOSED. 686 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,260 REALLY? THAT'S RIGHT. 687 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,529 BY THE TRASH CAN. 688 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,963 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S VERY ROMANTIC. 689 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,198 ESPECIALLY IF YOU NEED TO SPIT YOUR GUM OUT. 690 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:29,201 MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE GOING TO DRIVE ME BACK TO SCHOOL. 691 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,770 AND YOU WERE ANGRY WITH ME. 692 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,404 YOU WOULDN'T COMMIT TO THE HOLIDAY PLANS. 693 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,008 I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU TO THE HOUSE TO MEET MY PARENTS. 694 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,878 WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME NO INDICATION. 695 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,613 ANYWAY, YOU'D JUST FINISHED CALLING ME 696 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,114 A SPINELESS JELLYFISH... 697 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,150 YOU GOT VERY ANNOYED, REACHED IN YOUR POCKET, 698 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,985 PULLED OUT A BOX, AND SAID, "HERE!" 699 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,020 AND YOU OPENED THE BOX, SHOWED NO EMOTION, 700 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,422 SLAMMED IT CLOSED, AND SAID, "FINE." 701 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,525 YES, I DID. 702 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,226 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 703 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,295 THAT IS SO SWEET. 704 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,364 OH, NO, MY BUTTON BROKE. 705 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,599 OH, YEAH? LET ME SEE. 706 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,433 IT JUST BROKE IN TWO AND FELL. 707 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,902 LET ME LOOK. 708 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,537 WHAT IS THERE TO LOOK AT? 709 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,807 THERE'S A BATHROOM OVER THERE. WHAT CAN WE DO IN A BATHROOM? 710 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:08,841 MEET GEORGE MICHAEL. 711 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,210 WHAT? LET'S GO. 712 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,646 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS A BRAND-NEW SKIRT. 713 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,114 MOM, LET ME SEE. 714 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,950 I'VE THIS DINNER TO GO TO. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 715 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,787 DRINK A LOT. IT'S EASIER TO EXPLAIN NOT WEARING A SKIRT 716 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:21,821 IF YOU'RE FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. 717 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,055 THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE. 718 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,091 I CAN RIG THIS TILL YOU GET HOME. 719 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,526 YOU CAN? YEAH. JUST GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS HERE. 720 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:28,728 [ CLINKING ] 721 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,563 WHAT IS THAT? IT'S A PAPER CLIP. 722 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,198 WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO? 723 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,166 I INTEND TO CARVE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY 724 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,035 INTO THE BATHROOM DOOR. LORELAI! 725 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,570 WHAT RHYMES WITH "NANTUCKET"? 726 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,005 I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY SKIRT. 727 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,040 GONNA PUT THIS PAPER CLIP THROUGH YOUR BUTTONHOLE 728 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,275 THROUGH THE THREAD THAT USED TO HOLD THE BUTTON. 729 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,511 THEN YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON. 730 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,979 THAT'S INGENIOUS. I KNOW. 731 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,683 IF I HAD A THUMBTACK I COULD MAKE A SCUD MISSILE. 732 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,919 YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. 733 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:54,086 WELL, GOOD. 734 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:57,123 IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM TO SHARE THIS WITH RORY. 735 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,090 I KNOW. 736 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,926 ACTUALLY, IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM 737 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,761 TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU AND RORY. 738 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,429 IT'S VERY NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE. 739 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,899 I JUST FOUND OUT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MY REAL MOTHER, 740 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,500 SO I'M A LITTLE SCARRED. 741 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,036 SEE THAT? 742 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,271 THAT'S MY FAVORITE BUILDING IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 743 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,305 IT IS? 744 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,807 YES, IT IS. WHY? 745 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,143 THAT'S WHERE THE TIMOTHY DWIGHT DINING HALL IS. 746 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,578 I THOUGHT CAMPUS FOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING. 747 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:20,880 NOT YALE FOOD. 748 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,115 THEY HAVE THE MOST DELICIOUS POT ROAST. 749 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,350 I LOVE POT ROAST. 750 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,352 WHO DOESN'T LOVE POT ROAST? 751 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,787 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 752 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,122 I'M HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME. I'M GLAD. 753 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,158 IT'S NICE BEING ABLE TO SHOW THIS PLACE 754 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,327 TO ANOTHER GILMORE GENERATION. 755 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:40,199 YOU KNOW, ONE DAY WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS 10 YEARS OLD, 756 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,234 SHE RAN INTO MY OFFICE AND SHE SAID, 757 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,804 "I'M GOING TO GO TO YALE JUST LIKE YOU." 758 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,239 SHE ACTUALLY TOOK MY DIPLOMA OUT OF MY OFFICE 759 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,541 AND PUT IT IN HER ROOM. 760 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,579 SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK TO ME FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS. 761 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,784 THIS PLACE MAKES YOU REMEMBER THINGS -- 762 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,052 HOPEFULLY THINGS YOU'RE BEING GRADED ON. 763 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,053 ALRIGHT... 764 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,689 WE'RE ALL IN ONE PIECE AGAIN. 765 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,924 OH, GLAD TO HEAR IT. SHALL WE CONTINUE? 766 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,192 OKAY. 767 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,028 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHOW ME WHERE I WAS CONCEIVED, ARE YOU, 768 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,263 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT. 769 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,665 [ SIGHS ] 770 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,703 WOW! LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS... 771 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,604 OH, MY. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? 772 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,439 I'D LIKE TO OPEN A CHECKING ACCOUNT. 773 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:21,808 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 774 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,642 THIS IS THE MAIN ADMINISTRATION BUILDING -- 775 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,211 PROFESSORS' OFFICES, THE DEAN'S OFFICE. 776 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,246 SOME OF THE BEST SCOTCH IN THE COUNTRY 777 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,881 CAN BE FOUND BEHIND THOSE DOORS. 778 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,917 I'M NOT SURE HOW TO TAKE THAT, DAD. 779 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,019 COME ON. FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 780 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,453 WHAT'S HE SO EXCITED ABOUT? 781 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,022 OH, WHO KNOWS? 782 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,457 DICKENS MUST HAVE DROPPED A PENCIL HERE AT SOME POINT. 783 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:42,028 RORY, THIS IS THE OFFICE OF A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 784 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,595 HIS NAME IS HARRIS FELLOWS, 785 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,432 AND HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS. 786 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,734 REALLY? THAT'S RIGHT. 787 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,168 I CALLED HIM BEFORE WE CAME, 788 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,804 ASKED HIM IF HE HAD TIME TO SQUEEZE YOU IN, 789 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:52,972 AND HE SAID YES. 790 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,841 SQUEEZE ME IN... FOR AN INTERVIEW. 791 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,042 AN INTERVIEW FOR WHAT? 792 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,877 FOR YALE. GRANDPA... 793 00:27:57,944 --> 00:28:00,012 I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GRADES 794 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,647 AND HOW YOU'RE DOING AT CHILTON. 795 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:02,882 HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU. 796 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,717 HE WOULDN'T LET ME OFF THE HOOK. 797 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,285 I HAVEN'T APPLIED TO YALE. 798 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,654 I TOLD HIM THAT YOU WEREN'T FINISHED DECIDING -- 799 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,189 THAT YOU WERE BEING VERY PICKY. 800 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,424 I THINK THAT MADE HIM WANT YOU EVEN MORE. 801 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,660 THEY CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE, THESE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS. 802 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:18,664 HE'S EXPECTING YOU AT 3:00. OH, LOOK -- IT'S 3:00 NOW. 803 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,833 WELL, WE TIMED THIS PERFECTLY, DIDN'T WE? 804 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,102 I'LL WALK YOU IN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 805 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,337 RORY, HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN THERE. 806 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,974 WHAT? WELL, OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO GO IN THERE. 807 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,009 RORY, HONEY -- THE ONLY PERSON I'M TALKING TO -- 808 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,978 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IN THERE. 809 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,479 LORELAI, THE MAN IS WAITING. 810 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,014 YOU WANNA LEAVE? WE CAN. 811 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,916 NO, IT'S OKAY. I'LL GO IN. 812 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,118 HARRIS IS A VERY NICE MAN, RORY. 813 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,120 YOU TWO ARE GONNA HIT IT OFF. 814 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,122 COME ON, I'LL WALK YOU IN. 815 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,370 MY SKIRT SEEMS TO BE HOLDING UP VERY WELL. 816 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,441 LORELAI -- NO. MNH-MNH. 817 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,745 SHE SHOOK HIS HAND. 818 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,580 SHE JUST REACHED OUT AND SHOOK HIS HAND. 819 00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:11,951 IT COMPLETELY THREW HIM OFF. I SWEAR, THAT GIRL...[ LAUGHS ] 820 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,486 I ALMOST FEEL LIKE A STANDING OVATION IS IN ORDER. 821 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,923 IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET DRAMATIC, LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 822 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,157 IT ECHOES IN HERE. 823 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,992 WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? 824 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,261 I WAS HELPING MY GRANDDAUGHTER GET INTO WHAT IS, 825 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,897 IN MY OPINION, THE BEST IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL IN AMERICA. 826 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,933 EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO HERE. 827 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,700 SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 828 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,169 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 829 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:31,938 YOU CORNER HER WITHOUT ME THERE. 830 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,572 YES. YOU WOULDN'T LET HER GO. 831 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:34,974 OH, I WOULDN'T? 832 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,242 THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT 833 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,477 WOULD BE FOR RORY TO GO TO YALE. 834 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,711 AND THE REASON FOR THAT? 835 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,380 I WENT TO YALE, THEREFORE RORY CAN'T. 836 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:44,383 OH, THAT'S RIGHT -- THE CRAZY REASON. 837 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,517 THAT'S ALRIGHT. 838 00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,353 IT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE TO FEEL THAT WAY. 839 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:50,422 IT'S MINE TO MAKE SURE THAT RORY KNOWS ALL HER OPTIONS. 840 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,059 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SLAP MY FACE WITH A GLOVE? 841 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,693 I'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THIS. 842 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,862 YOU LIED TO EVERYBODY. 843 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:57,296 YOU LIED TO ME, TO RORY, 844 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,731 AND MOM -- I'M THINKING YOU LIED TO HER TOO. 845 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,733 LORELAI, PLEASE, LET'S TRY AND CALM DOWN. 846 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,169 THIS IS FOR RORY'S OWN GOOD. 847 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,470 RORY'S GOING TO HARVARD. 848 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,406 WE'LL SEE. NO, RORY'S GOING TO HARVARD. 849 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,876 IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED WITHOUT YOU. 850 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,878 GET IT? YOU DON'T CONTROL IT. 851 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,312 AND THAT LITTLE STUNT OF YOURS 852 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:14,947 DOESN'T CHANGE THAT FACT ONE BIT. 853 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:17,383 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WAY IT HAD TO BE DONE, 854 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,418 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT. 855 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,854 MY WHOLE LIFE YOU HAVE TRIED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING, 856 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,789 IF YOU DIDN'T GET TO CONTROL SOMETHING 857 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,624 THEN YOU JUST DIDN'T DEAL WITH IT. 858 00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:26,825 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 859 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,260 YOU DIDN'T DEAL WITH ME. 860 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,096 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 861 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,464 THIS IS ABOUT RORY AND RORY'S EDUCATION, 862 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:33,732 WHICH FRANKLY, LORELAI, 863 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,367 IS SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 864 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:36,668 EXCUSE ME? 865 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:37,904 YOU NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, 866 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,405 YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING 867 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,440 ABOUT THE SYSTEM, THE WAY IT WORKS. 868 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,875 I DO. I WENT THROUGH IT. 869 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,111 YOU WANT RORY TO GO TO HARVARD THAT BADLY? 870 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,013 WELL, SO DO THOUSANDS OF OTHER MOTHERS. 871 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,015 YALE IS AN EXCELLENT SCHOOL. 872 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:52,151 THE EQUAL OF HARVARD IN EVERY WAY -- EXCEPT ONE. 873 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,953 I WENT HERE. I'M AN ALUMNUS. 874 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,188 THAT MAKES IT EASIER FOR RORY TO GET IN. 875 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:59,025 IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA ABOUT THE WAY THE SYSTEM WORKS, 876 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,059 YOU'D KNOW THIS. 877 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,627 OH, SO, HERE IT IS. 878 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,830 KNEW WE'D EVENTUALLY GET TO THE BIG "MY DAUGHTER'S A LOSER, 879 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:06,065 "POOR ME, FUTURE SQUANDERED, 880 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:07,566 THE GILMORE NAME SULLIED" SPEECH. 881 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,302 I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE RORY'S EDUCATION TO CHANCE 882 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,604 SIMPLY BECAUSE I MIGHT RISK OFFENDING YOU. 883 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,041 HER FUTURE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR PRIDE. 884 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,875 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'M SORRY. 885 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,111 IF IT MAKES YOU ANGRY, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 886 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,947 BUT THAT, IS THE WAY IT IS. 887 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,648 I'M CALLING A CAB. WE'RE LEAVING. 888 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,256 LORELAI, COME BACK INSIDE. 889 00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,691 LORELAI, PUT THE PHONE AWAY AND COME BACK INSIDE. 890 00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:33,960 YES, HI. NEW HAVEN. 891 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,195 I NEED THE NUMBER OF A CAB COMPANY. 892 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:37,629 UH, ANY ONE. PICK ONE. THANKS. 893 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,899 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE A CAB BACK TO STARS HOLLOW. 894 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,935 HE LIED TO YOU TOO. DON'T YOU CARE? 895 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,570 THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND YOUR FATHER. 896 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,871 GREAT. WHATEVER. 897 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,406 DAMN, I JUST FORGOT THE NUMBER. 898 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,476 JUST CALM DOWN AND LOOK AT IT FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW... 899 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,412 HI. UM, NEW HAVEN. I NEED A CAB COMPANY. 900 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,713 ANY CAB COMPANY. 901 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,049 YOUR FATHER IS A VERY STRONG-WILLED MAN, LORELAI. 902 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,784 YOU KNOW THIS. YOU TAKE AFTER HIM. 903 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:02,054 HE WANTS THE BEST FOR RORY. HE THINKS THIS IS THE BEST. 904 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,422 DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS. 905 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,857 IT MATTERS WHAT I THINK, WHAT RORY THINKS. 906 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,293 RORY TAKES A MEETING AT YALE. 907 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,228 DOESN'T MEAN SHE WON'T GO TO HARVARD. 908 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:10,862 SHE IS GOING TO HARVARD. 909 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,299 IF SHE APPLIES TO YALE -- SHE'S NOT! 910 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,535 AND GETS IN, MIGHT MAKE HER MORE APPEALING TO HARVARD. 911 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,770 NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO REASON AWAY 912 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:19,972 A CRAZY MAN'S ACTIONS. 913 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,607 DON'T TURN THIS INTO YET ANOTHER ONE 914 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,442 OF YOUR CRUSADES AGAINST YOUR CHILDHOOD. 915 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,810 JUST LET IT GO. 916 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,646 REALIZE THAT DESPITE THE MANNER IN WHICH YOUR FATHER DID THIS, 917 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,481 HIS INTENTIONS WERE HONORABLE. YOU KNOW WHAT? 918 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,118 SOMETIMES I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY DAD AND I 919 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,452 HAVE SUCH AN AWFUL RELATIONSHIP. 920 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,887 I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE 921 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,189 WHY WE CAN'T BREAK THROUGH 922 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:38,624 WHATEVER CRAP THAT STANDS BETWEEN US. 923 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,792 THEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, IT'S LIKE, 924 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:41,994 "OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY." 925 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,196 FINE, LORELAI. YOUR FATHER'S A DEMON. 926 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,332 HE'S CRUEL AND OUT TO DESTROY YOUR HAPPINESS. 927 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,733 BUT THINK ABOUT THIS -- 928 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,003 YOU'RE FIGHTING SO HARD TO SEND RORY OFF TO HARVARD 929 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:52,838 THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED TO CONSIDER 930 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,874 THAT IF SHE WENT TO YALE SHE COULD LIVE AT HOME. 931 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:58,077 CONSIDER THAT ON YOUR CAB RIDE. 932 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:03,782 HI, NEW HAVEN, I NEED A CAB COMPANY. 933 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,017 [ DOOR OPENS ] 934 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,652 IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 935 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,287 I'LL READ THAT BOOK YOU RECOMMENDED. 936 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,922 DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE OPRAH SEAL ON THE COVER. 937 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,458 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. 938 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,893 HOW DID IT GO? I SEE THAT EVERYONE IS SMILING. 939 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,363 RICHARD, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND MORE. 940 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:18,897 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD. 941 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,299 I AM. VERY PROUD. 942 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,733 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 943 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,768 SAME HERE. 944 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,002 I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER. 945 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,437 THANKS, HARRIS. 946 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,673 WELL, THAT -- THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WENT VERY WELL. 947 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,908 UH, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM TO READ? 948 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:31,543 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? DO WHAT? 949 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,612 MAKE THIS APPOINTMENT WITHOUT TELLING ME? 950 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,148 RORY, I KNOW THIS APPOINTMENT UPSET YOUR MOTHER, 951 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,949 BUT THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY. 952 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,485 I KNOW IT WAS IMPORTANT. 953 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,321 THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR IT. 954 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,523 DIDN'T HAVE MY TRANSCRIPTS, MY LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION. 955 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:47,159 I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO MAJOR IN. 956 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,095 I'M SURE HE KNEW YOU WERE NERVOUS. 957 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,729 I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT NERVOUS. 958 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,964 I COULD'VE BEEN CALM. I COULD'VE BRUSHED MY HAIR. 959 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,601 I NEVER WOULD'VE WORN THIS. RORY, NONE OF THIS MATTERS. 960 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,036 IT MATTERS TO ME. I LIKE TO BE PREPARED. 961 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,671 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOM. 962 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,907 IF YOU WANTED ME TO TAKE THIS MEETING 963 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:03,041 I WOULD'VE DONE IT, 964 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,510 AND I WOULD'VE DONE IT RIGHT. 965 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,546 RORY, CAB IS MEETING US AT THE MAIN GATE. LET'S GO. 966 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:08,914 I'M COMING. 967 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,117 BYE, GRANDMA. GOODBYE, RORY. 968 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,787 DON'T YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME! 969 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,459 THANKS. 970 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,528 [ SIGHS ] 971 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,296 UH...WELL, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS -- 972 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:27,366 YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHICH COLLEGE TO GO TO, 973 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,401 'CAUSE THAT CAB RIDE WAS YOUR COLLEGE TUITION. 974 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,671 CAN WE NOT SAY THE WORD "COLLEGE" FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS? 975 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:33,672 FINE. THANK YOU. 976 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,507 HOW ABOUT "COLLAGE"? CAN I SAY "COLLAGE"? 977 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,743 'CAUSE IT SOUNDS THE SAME, BUT VERY DIFFERENT. 978 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:38,877 "COLLAGE" IS FINE. 979 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,446 'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW 980 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:43,449 TO GET THROUGH A CONVERSATION WITHOUT THE WORD "COLLAGE." 981 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,684 I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU ABOUT TODAY. 982 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,119 OH, NO. 983 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:51,323 THERE'S NO WAY EVEN I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS ONE COMING. 984 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,859 CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD A MEETING AT YALE TODAY. 985 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,427 I KNOW. 986 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:58,264 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ONLY NAME THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD 987 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,098 AS MY ROLE MODEL WAS GLORIA ESTEFAN. 988 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,533 YOU DON'T WORK GREAT UNDER PRESSURE. 989 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,701 SUCKY DAY. EXCELLENT TACOS. 990 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,770 YEAH, HECTOR REALLY CAME THROUGH. 991 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:08,440 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RECOVERING FROM A DAY WITH MY PARENTS. WANT A TACO? 992 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,142 I ALREADY HAVE FOOD HERE. 993 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,777 WE SELL IT TO THE OTHER CUSTOMERS, 994 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,413 WHO DON'T COME AS PREPARED AS THE TWO OF YOU. 995 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,248 BE NICE AND GET US SOME SALSA. 996 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,683 ORDER A CUP OF COFFEE. 997 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:18,684 COFFEE AND TACOS? 998 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,352 SOUNDS JUST GROSS ENOUGH TO WORK. 999 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,321 HI. HI. 1000 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,156 I'LL FINISH. "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." 1001 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,724 I'M GETTING THE COFFEE. 1002 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:30,028 I GOT GET A PART FOR MY CAR. GET A RECEIPT THIS TIME. 1003 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,863 I'LL BE BACK. 1004 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,300 HEY, LUKE, WHAT'S THE RECORD FOR MOST TACOS EATEN 1005 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,335 IN A DINER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SELL TACOS? 1006 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,370 I HAVE NO IDEA. FIND OUT, WILL YOU? 1007 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,406 'CAUSE IF IT'S LESS THAN FIVE, WE'RE FAMOUS! 1008 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,241 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE THINGS? NEW HAVEN. 1009 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,709 REALLY? THE DUMP WAS CLOSED? 1010 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,744 WE PAID A LITTLE VISIT TO YALE TODAY. 1011 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,014 ONE THAT I WOULD PREFER NOT TO RELIVE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1012 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,148 I'M GONNA GO STUDY. 1013 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,783 OKAY, HON. SEE YOU BACK HOME. 1014 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,185 BYE, LUKE. BYE. 1015 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,622 UH, LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 1016 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,857 I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH JESS EARLIER. 1017 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:00,326 YOU DID? 1018 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,961 AND I REALLY LAID DOWN THE RULES CONCERNING HIM AND RORY. 1019 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,997 HE NOW KNOWS THAT I AM GOING TO BE WATCHING THEM 1020 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,233 EVERY SECOND THEY ARE TOGETHER. 1021 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,134 OH, GOOD. YEP. 1022 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,569 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE TOGETHER NOW. 1023 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,004 "I'VE TO GET A PART." "I'M GOING TO GO STUDY." 1024 00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:16,041 THAT'S KID CODE FOR "MEET ME AT THE AGREED UPON LOCATION 1025 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,576 AWAY FROM MY CLUELESS UNCLE." 1026 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:21,179 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT -- 1027 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,614 DAMN! THEY ARE! THEY'RE TOGETHER. 1028 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,850 THEY USED THE KID CODE, AND THEY'RE TOGETHER! 1029 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,485 IT'S OKAY, LUKE. 1030 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,919 THEY ARE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW, 1031 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,555 DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT, COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED! 1032 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,557 HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? ME? 1033 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,425 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST THIS. 1034 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,194 YOU WERE ALL "THIS IS SO GREAT, RORY'S GONNA CHANGE JESS." 1035 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:39,665 IS SHE A MIRACLE WORKER? WAKE UP -- THE GUY'S TROUBLE. 1036 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,766 I HAVE TO FIND THEM. 1037 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,801 CEASER, I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE. 1038 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,837 YOU'RE GONNA RUN ALL OVER TOWN LOOKING FOR JESS AND RORY? 1039 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,273 IF I HAVE TO, YES. 1040 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,175 IF YOU WERE REALLY A CONCERNED MOTHER, YOU'D GO WITH ME. 1041 00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:53,445 I CAN'T. BUT IF YOU LIKE, I'LL LET YOU SNIFF RORY'S SWEATER. 1042 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,681 MAYBE HER SCENT WILL HELP YOU TRACK THEM DOWN. 1043 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:59,217 THE THINGS YOU FIND AMUSING ASTOUND ME SOMETIMES. 1044 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:00,452 OH. 1045 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,388 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA SNIFF IT?! 1046 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,623 NO, IT'S COLD OUT. SHE MIGHT NEED IT. 1047 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,258 OHH. 1048 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,869 [ SIGHS ] 1049 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,344 YOU GOING TO SMOKE THAT OR MIND-MELD WITH IT? 1050 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:28,113 DEPENDS. 1051 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,115 SO, WHERE'S THE PART FOR YOUR CAR? 1052 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,518 HUH. I DON'T KNOW. 1053 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,754 GYPSY SAID SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE IT FOR ME SOMEWHERE. 1054 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,457 GUESS SHE FORGOT. SHE'S BAD THAT WAY. 1055 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,892 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 1056 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,228 LOOKS THAT WAY. 1057 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,531 SO... SO... 1058 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,800 HERE WE ARE. YEAH. HERE WE ARE. 1059 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,572 SO...TELL ME, 1060 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,607 WHAT'S YOUR DECISION ABOUT SMOKING THAT DEPENDING ON? 1061 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,943 ON WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. WHEN? 1062 00:37:58,009 --> 00:37:59,378 NOW. 1063 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,664 I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SMOKE IT. 1064 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:22,401 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 1065 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:39,250 WELL...WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS BETWEEN US, 1066 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,887 AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT PART WORKS. 1067 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,190 WHAT? 1068 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,324 I HAVE TO GO. 1069 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,726 WHAT? 1070 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,194 D-DID I DO SOMETHING OR -- 1071 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,729 NO. NO. 1072 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,230 THIS WAS -- 1073 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,466 YOU WERE -- ARE -- 1074 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,668 IT WAS WONDERFUL, AND I LOOK FORWARD 1075 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,870 TO MANY SIMILAR OCCURRENCES IN THE FUTURE. 1076 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:02,073 BUT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO. UNDERSTAND? 1077 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,341 NOT AT ALL. 1078 00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:05,611 IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY, ISN'T IT? 1079 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,914 COME HERE. 1080 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,924 BEAT IT. 1081 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,427 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1082 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,466 [ SIGHS ] 1083 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,615 [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] 1084 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:58,029 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1085 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,230 I CLIMBED A TREE. 1086 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,599 WHY? 1087 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,768 WELL...I WAS AFRAID TO RING THE DOORBELL, 1088 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,403 'CAUSE YOUR MOM WOULD ANSWER, AND I ASSUME SHE KNOWS, 1089 00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:06,838 SO I ASSUME SHE HATES ME, 1090 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,274 AND...I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, SO -- 1091 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,809 SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SHE DOESN'T? 1092 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,244 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE MOOD TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1093 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,681 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL HER EVENTUALLY. 1094 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,750 SO IF SHE DID ANSWER THE DOOR AND WAS NICE TO ME, 1095 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,820 THEN I WOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS GOING TO BE HATING ME SOON, 1096 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,655 AND THAT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY HARD, 1097 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:26,692 BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR MOM. 1098 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,060 I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA TELL YOUR SISTER ALSO, 1099 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,929 SO SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA HATE ME, TOO. 1100 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:33,899 WELL, TOO BAD, RORY -- SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE YOU, FOR ONCE. 1101 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,001 I DIDN'T MEAN -- WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1102 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,636 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GIRL BUTTERFLY 1103 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:39,671 WHO LIVED IN A TREE FOR A YEAR? 1104 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:43,041 I CAN OFFICIALLY ATTEST THAT SHE WAS NUTS. 1105 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,042 I HAVE TO GO. 1106 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,478 I WANT TO SAY... THAT I'M SORRY. 1107 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:47,679 FOR WHAT? 1108 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,515 FOR TREATING YOU THE WAY I DID, 1109 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,750 FOR DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID I DID. 1110 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:54,452 I AM SO, SO SORRY. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1111 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,822 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 1112 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,424 YOU WERE THE MOST AMAZING BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD. 1113 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,593 YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY. 1114 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:04,029 YOU MADE ME LAUGH, YOU MADE MY MOTHER LIKE YOU, 1115 00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,832 YOU WERE NICE TO MY FRIENDS, YOU PROTECTED ME. 1116 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:09,701 YOU EVEN CAME WITH ME TO THAT STUPID DEBUTANTE BALL. 1117 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:12,270 I DON'T NEED THE LIST. 1118 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:14,706 I REALLY DID LOVE YOU. 1119 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,174 PLEASE BELIEVE THAT. 1120 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,678 YOU WITH HIM NOW? 1121 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:21,312 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM. 1122 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:25,584 I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THAT I'M TRULY SORRY I HURT YOU 1123 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,153 AND...THAT I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH, 1124 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:32,490 AND I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY, YOU WON'T HATE ME ANYMORE. 1125 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:34,492 [ SIGHS ] 1126 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,161 [ SIGHS ] 1127 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,263 I HOPE SO, TOO. 1128 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,543 COFFEE AND OVALTINE. 1129 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,178 THANKS. 1130 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,113 IT'S GETTING LATE. YOU ALMOST DONE? ALMOST. 1131 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,148 DON'T STUDY SO MUCH THAT YOU GET BRILLIANT, 1132 00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,418 GROW A BIG, BALD EGGHEAD, AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, 1133 00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:02,053 'CAUSE I WANT TO GO SHOE SHOPPING. 1134 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,690 I'LL NOT GO MAD UNTIL WE GET YOU SOME BOOTS. 1135 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,558 THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 1136 00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:10,796 HEY. YEAH? 1137 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,631 HOW WAS THE REST OF THE EVENING? 1138 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,766 IT WAS...EVENTFUL. 1139 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,868 EVENTFUL. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 1140 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:20,271 WELL, OKAY. GOODNIGHT, HON. 1141 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:21,840 MOM. YEAH? 1142 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,575 DETAILS TOMORROW. OHH! THANK GOD. 1143 00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:27,045 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT NOT KNOWING THESE THINGS DOES TO ME. I KNOW. 1144 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,080 I CAN'T SLEEP. WONDERING WHAT I DID WRONG. 1145 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:31,917 SHOULD I NOT HAVE LEFT YOU THAT FIRST DAY IN KINDERGARTEN, 1146 00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,685 WHEN YOU BEGGED ME NOT TO? 1147 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,186 I WAS FINE, STAYING AT KINDERGARTEN. 1148 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,222 YOU WERE THE ONE THAT HAD TROUBLE LEAVING. 1149 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:41,059 SEE HOW IRRATIONAL I GET WHEN YOU HOLD OUT ON ME? 1150 00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:43,161 NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE. 1151 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,168 [ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] 1152 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:06,251 [ SIGHS ] 1153 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:10,588 [ SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 1154 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,739 [ MUSIC CONTINUES] 1155 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:41,352 [ THEME MUSIC ]